February 2012
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“Pavlov’s Cat Results:
Day 1: Rang bell- cat fucked off.
Day 2: Rang bell - cat...”
– Eddie Izzard, Definite Article (1996)
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you want three wishes
one to fly the heavens
one to swim like fishes
you want never bitter and all delicious
a clean conscience, and all its blisses
you want one true lover with a thousand kisses
you want soft and gentle and never vicious
and the one you’re saving for a rainy day
if your lover ever takes her love away
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Watchneil-gaiman:
Just watch this. (If it lets you watch it where you are. If it doesn’t, I recommend Tunnelbear.)
“You’ve confused a war on religion with not always getting everything you want.”
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suppose I never ever met you
suppose we never fell in love
suppose I never ever let you
kiss me so sweet and so soft
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“Many people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via misswallflower)
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Also, it doesn't matter how old you are, or your...
theashkaari:
Legally, you have to adopt a kid if you say “Adoption, not abortion.”
I don’t care if it means you’ll go broke, and it may drive you deep into depression, and you may hate the child. You have to adopt the kid.
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MURK AVENUE: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY' →
murkavenue:
CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS”
Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release…
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“In most restaurants, it seems, when one orders tea, one receives a cold cup, a...”
– Wayne Gisslen, Professional Cooking (Seventh Edition)
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January 2012
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